I aplogize immensely, I had to do it. I had to remove that thing. It was poorly placed hereinstead of whereit actually needed to go. Sorry again.

As a side note, I'm in Taos, New Mexico right now using thehotel's high speed internet. Hi everybody, I'll be back in a few days. Going white water rafting tomorrow, can't talk a lot, I'm in a line for use of this thing. Talk to you all soon.

Dearest Jess, my love! How I have missed you and your sweet shining face and your words that heal even the most broken of hearts! I am a prisoner of the hope that you will ever again grace me with your tenderness and that our love will never end!

So the thing is, I woke up at 6am on Friday, went to school, went to graduation that night, graduated, went to project graduation until 6am the next morning, drove straight from there to the parking lot at the junior high school where they were loading up the bus, got on the bus, rode to the theme park, was there all day, returned home at midnight, and then finally hit the bed again 12 minutes into sunday.
This weekend has been... so strange. Actually its just been kinda active but normal except for a few key events that really make it seem as if the entire thing were strange. I am writing a comprehensive explanation that I will post as soon as I finish it and good lord... its will be odd. Most of the people around me figured that waking up at 6am on one day and not going to sleep again for 42 straight hours would make me tired in some way. But here I am, and there I ws in perfect condition through tht e entirety of it aned never felt better. What they don't know is that I am used to operating on less than minimal sleep as I have ben woprking on particular projects for particular (apparently) lovers of mine that I have never personally met.

I will post when completed, heck, I might even upload it from my new laptop computer! HahA!

First thing is first- um... to what address did you send that thing? Because I'm not entirely sure, but I think (shakes head in shame) that i got the address on the last enveloe wrong.
We just moved in a month ago and your mail was the first time I had to remember it! I think I might have gotten a number wrong. But! It is OKAY! If you in fact sent things to 1807 Avondale, all i have to do is run across the street to the nieghbors, tell that they'll be shortly recieving a package from australia, that there's beena bit of a mixup, and that it is supposed to come to me. As far as the briarbrook address however- there has been some wonderful news! WE SOLD THE STINKING HOUSE! Its been for sale for seven months and it finally sold! The house was huge and now we're in a far smaller house, there's such a surplus that Dave is buying a new sportcar (Dave is my stepdad) and he and my mom are going to the freaking Bahamas this summer! Its awesome... so I'll no longer get mail through that address. I think-
My new Address is 1806 Avondale, Webb City, the state is the same, and the zip code is still 70. ... Okay forget that I'll just email it to you.

Second order of business- I finished the your secret project, the one that everyone has been referring to as silver- It is completed... I guess- and its in the mail. :) It will arrive at your home in four to seven days.Or so the lady at the post office tells me. I also wrote you that long letter you were asking for, and I think something else that you'll enjoy. :)

Oo! We just got the video projects that we did this year! h! They rock! You'll have to get one of these. There are a ton of them- I directed three of them! YAY!

I am terribly sorry to hear about Carly... Eek! Something has got to happen! It may take a lot of time and tact, but sooner or later sometone is going to have to talk. If you cna, ask her how she feels about it... if she feels anything about it at all.- Ookie! Yikes they're starting the videos! I have to go! Sorry!

You'll get a package with the secret project in it in just a few days! I'll be crossin my fingers and praying for you!
-Caleb Roy P.S (remember the title of this post when the package comes...)

This morning I once again proved that I am not quite cut out to be a meteorologist by leaving my driver side window down and watching as a category 3 thunderstorm tore through my car through the glazed eyes that come to me in the waking hours. It was wet, and all the world as far as I could see was streaming with water. Casimire- I will smite you if you so much as make one crack about my air conditioning...

On the lighter side, yes in fact, graduation is coming up, its on friday, some time during the evening I suppose, I'll find out when its relevant. and if I don't... well- then I won't go to graduation. they can mail the diploma, and I'll have the evening to myself! YAY!

Tell me young lady? Have you seen Napolean Dynamite? For I cannot mail anything until you answer. Mail what you say? What's this? A thing in the mail?

Last night at 11:23pm- I finished my secret project. Well... not finished exactly, but I'm satisfied enough with it that I won't redo it again... for now. And this one is going in the mail. ^_^ But I must know if you've seen Napolean Dynamite.

that is all for now, i must return to class.

The one day it stops raining outside, its twenty million degrees. So I am driving all over town and trying desperately to stay cool, all of the windows down in the car, and that night when I get home it is still blistering, even in the dark, and so I leave all the windows down so that the car can breathe and not be a greenhouse in the morning.

The next morning, three hours ago, I awake and find that it is raining cats and dogs and horses and cows and all sorts of other animals... I am lying in my bed listening to the rain beat the window of my room when the realization that the interior of my car is probably taking on quite a lot of water. Very quickly. I don't move. I figure that its been raining for a generous amount of time now, that the inside of my car is soaked and no amount of me running outside into it and rolling up the windows is going to alter that. So I just lay there. Then the phone rings.

So I'm up now. My car is still getting pelted with rain 45 minutes later. I just… watch it happen through the window while eating my cereal. While brushing my teeth, while writing a note that we were running low on milk, while gathering the homework I had been working on last night, while washing the silver smear still present on the inside of my hand away into the sink. Then I grabbed a shirt and a towel and stuffed them over my bag so that the inside would not get wet as I went outside, and then opened my front door.

It was raining a bit harder than I had originally thought. Which changed nothing about the situation or what I would have done. With amazing speed and a casual air I bolted from the front steps, across the lawn, into my car and rolled up all of the windows. I keep the house key in the car because I would lose it otherwise and now needed to grab it and go back to lock my door. I found it floating in three inches of water in the side pocket of my car door.

Yadda yadda yadda, amazing speed, casual air, click snap LOCK zoom zoom boom, here I am back in the car. Sitting on the towel that I brought with me, driving through a river that used to be the road, and on my merry way to school.

Now I’m up to my eyeballs in Arby. If you’ve checked his latest blog… wow. One thing is for certain, the kid sure is committed. (shrugs happily)

I’ve been so far gone! I haven’t been able to post or heard tell of my good friend the aussie in longer than forever! Its been hell on wheels. What with final tests coming up and massive projects to be done and much much work and the winding down of a debate year ending with a rather intruiging but ultimately tiresome mock trial. I’m an attorney! Yeah! The only occupation recognized the world over as being composed of mostly sniveling liars!

But not so interesting are the things of my life as are your own Ms. Bond! I haven’t been able to check my email so there’s no telling if you actually mailed me or left a private comment or who the heck knows what but I am very interested to know how you’re holding up over there, especially following a particular crisis with a particular friend with a particular name something that sounds an awful lot like Carly. Is everything okay? Has the entire ordeal eroded into hell! Are you two best friends once more!? Are you sworn forever to be lethal and violent enemies, inducting every resource at your command from battleships to nuclear missiles to each other’s destruction!!?!?! Though, I do expect that had it escalated to that scale that I would have heard about it some how.

“Say what? An all out nuclear war broke out in Australia?!”
"No kididng, two girls, they're just going at it, never would have thought it could have come to this."
"They must be very passionate Aussies."
"Truly, they must be..."

I thought in my ever so extended absence that I would at least post... SOMETHING. I may be able to check my email later today in which case you will most certainly recieve an email. But for now... well the bell is about to ring and dismiss me from first class, so I have to go! :( Talk to you soon Jess.

-Caleb