Common Name: Caleb Roy
Not so Common Names: John Kane, Monsterbox
Scientific Name: Writerus Fledglingus
Sex: Male
Place of Birth: Gilroy, California
Weight: 135lbs
Height: 5’9”
Eye color: Mostly Green, sometimes Blue
Hair color: Brown

Alignment: Super heroic
Fighting style: Speed/Agility
War Tactic: Precision Strikes
Body Build: Slim, muscular, terribly agile and flexible
Stance: Patient, Calculated, Generous when given opportunity.
School Classification: Unknown

Diplomacy: Honest and Manipulative / Assertive
Political stance: None
Political image: Charismatic

Religion: God

Favorite Superhero: Me
Least Favorite Superhero: Homeland Security Man

Favorite Movie: V for Vendetta
Least Favorite Movie: Mrs. Piggle Wiggle and the Magic Toilet

Love Language: Written
Astrological Sign: Leo
Chinese Zodiac: Rabbit/Cat
Accuracy of Sign Profile: Unknown
Looks for most in a Relationship: Fun, Honesty
Looks for most in a Girl: Must be able to be swept off her feet.

Romance Bio: The taker of this survey is a laughable joke of a human being. As a result he has been known to be somewhat of a sap… sometimes. He even has a sense of humor, but only a slight one. And be warned, he may be prone to bouts of nonsense. He would not be so proud or narcissistic as to state his desirable attributes on a public survey. He knows that telling people how cool you are is the quickest way to get into an argument. If one is curious, merely ask those that know me. ^_^

Favorite Music: Jazz
Least Favorite Music: Rap
Favorite Playing Sports: Halo, Kneeboarding
Least Favorite Playing Sports: Football, Highschool
Favorite Spectator sports: Yamakazi
Least Favorite Spectator Sports: My Little Sister’s morning routine.

General Info

Housebroken: Mostly
Marital Status: Unmarried
Sexual Orientation: Yes
Uni-Brow: No
Self-cleaning: Again, mostly.
Available Upgrades: Enhanced Vision (becomes available when ‘contacts’ equipped), Super Bravery (when in close contact with small impressionable children), Super Strength (must flex for several minutes *sorry Jess, I had to :P), Magical Abilities (occur randomly), Increased Speed, Agility, and Mental Clarity (automatically takes effect when swung at)
Return Policy: 30 days money back guarantee, no super-savers, no rain checks. Any upgrades added within the 30 days will not be compensated.
Shot Record: Up-to-date.
Drug usage: Mountain Dew (may create inebriation)
Virgin: Yes
Neutered and/or Spayed: No
Thoroughbred: No
Pedigree: No
GPA: 3.34 / 4.0
Sanitary Habits: Daily Bathing, Washes Hands, Scrubs behind ears
Unsanitary habits: Driving my car.

Favorite Normal Pet: Turtle
Favorite Abnormal Pet: Anthony Casimire (the tiny Spartan)
Least Favorite Normal Pet: Snakes (they smell)
Least Favorite Abnormal Pet: AIDS
Favorite Role Model: None
Least Favorite Roll model: Barney the Purple Dinosaur

Most Influential Video Game Character: Chrono (Chrono Trigger: SNES)
Least Influential Video Game Character: Anyone still smeared across the tires of my NOD BUGGY!
Favorite Game style: Fast-Paced FPS (basically… HALO)
Best Game Skills: Halo 1 (Sniping or Driving)
Worst Game Skills: Theif (bein’ quiet just ain’t my thing man… sorry Arby)

Likes: (At least 15)
1. Australia (and all that it implies :P)
2. Christmastime
3. Writing
4. Reading
5. Music
6. Occasionally drawing or sketching
7. Making someone feel like they mean everything
8. Warm summer days
9. Halo
10. Wifi (wireless FREE high speed internet
11. Screwing with the minds of telemarketers.
12. Screwing with the minds of online scammers
13. SKYPE (buy stock folks, its gonna be huge)
14. People who are hard to offend
15. People who are easy to humor

Dislikes: (At least 15)
1. People with uselessly violent tempers.
2. People who are easily offended
3. Trigonometry
4. Shopping for purpose
5. Philosophy (traditionalist, basically the same as #4)
6. Writers block
7. Tomatoes! (TOMATOES ARE EVIL!!!)
8. Coleslaw (AND COLESLAW TOO! EWW!)
9. the monsters
10. plastic
11. and dishonesty
12. Arrogant silver elites on legendary who magically survive rockets to the face, twice, and then turn around and yell in your general direction and you die.
13. Waking up early… Ooohhh...
14. Trying to come up with things I dislike just for the sake of a survey
15. Competetiveness for the sake of itself.