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Bond, Jess Bond


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Good morning everyone! Its 4:41! Goodness, getting around to my next actual post seems to have been quite a bear hasn't it? I'll write it when I'm under better conditions because I am afraid I have been rather unintentionally locked out of the house. There's a good reason why, I left earlier without my key. Which is something that I do now and again. I didn't realize it till I got back and found my key not in my pocket where it should be. The hope so far is that I left my key at home and that it didn't fall out and one of my many, many locations today. Because if it has, I'll have to once again go to Arby to create a copy. (Thank God I made that investment) So as of now, all I can do is merely sit outside on my front porch with this laptop plugged into the external outlet and type the sad tale to you all, as it happens. The best I can really do is to go stand beside my window, an estimated two feet from where my key normally is within, merely an arms distance away, and shiver in the cold because there is quite a wall between myself and that key...

I did make decent use of the time spent in this darkness however. I watched the remainder of the movie that Arby and I rented a week ago. I only saw half of it the first time, so now at least I'm all caught up for when we get to the sequel. Both movies are plenty old, which I suppose is why we're watching them. We haven't seen a recent film in longer than I can remember.

As to little Jessica Bond, please don't worry about me, I'll get my sleep, and my warmth. I just had to step outside for an outlet, thats all. My battery was threatening to die near the end of the movie, I'll just go back to my 'dar' here in a sec, after I'm done writing, and settle up for the night. I've eaten plenty so I'll not need to worry about breakfast. In fact, the problem of getting in is only a problem if I can't enter by the time I have to go to work at Best Buy. Because my work clothes are in there... And they won't appreciate it if I try to go to work without them.

Okay so its getting kinda cold, this post was destined to be short. Not so much about customer types... We'll get to that eventually, I promise. (Yeah, as if they're all dying to hear about it...) For those of you still following my competition with random inanimate objects I encounter day to day the score stands at-

Caleb - 2
Microwave -1
House Lock - 1
Chicken Noodle Soup - 0
(I won the chicken noodle soup battle. It was pretty intense to say the least. I was fighting it for Jess's affection. I nearly lost, but I won out in the end. ^_^)

Okay, so I'm freezing to death now. It's not the warmest night, as we are moving into fall... The days are just cooling down. Next post I'll put the relevant scores at the beginning of the post, and not halfway through so no one has to search for them again. Now I'm going to go. My fingers aren't moving as fast across the keyboard, and I keep making a typos because they're shivering! (You Sent Phoenix a Nudge!) As if...

Bye!
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Yikes, man! There is a line in a movie that this crazy professor guy keeps repeating as he tracks down his prey......he keeps having all these things happen and his classic line is "what a DAY I'm having!". think you should watch that movie....or at least adopt that line.

What a FUNNY one you are. I do believe I recall you writing about being locked out of your house another time. Where is everybody? Aren't they home? Is there no doorbell?

You are causing the mother of all mothers over here some concern. You seem to be getting to that age....the one in between mother and....ummmmmm.....wi.....,okay, we'll leave it unsaid for now, where a guy shows his......his........uhhhhh.....need, shall we say?, for the wiles of the female to......oooooo, like, takecareofhim.......

Oooooeeeesh, I had to spit that last part out quick cuz I know how guys, men if you will, HATE to think that they just MIGHT need a woman with that kind of.....ummmmmmm.....power in their life.

Well, not to worry.....ol' prisonerofhope.....POH as they call her....otherwise known as "Con...that ol' hoot owl" (honest, I had a young friend who actually called me that!).....knows EXACTLY the predicament that you found yourself in on that cold and shivery evening. Mr. Hope continually admonished her to lock the door upon exiting the house and she, in her submissive, obesient way would do just what he said. The problem was that she ALWAYS forgot the freakin' key! GOTTA HATE THAT!

Well, this was a very interesting commentary on your night. Since I know it was really NOT written for MOI.......but was expounded upon for a certain AUSSIE chick, who we all know is the object of your every affection...........like, who cares the heck about the rest of US poor sniveling creatures here in the ol' United States of America, right?......I will leave you....and she also....with my greatest love and admiration, asking only for an invite to the wed.......

I just had the FUNNIEST thought! What if you guys DO get marri...... and you invite me and Mr. Hope, and we come, but you have never seen us in person before and you don't know who we are and we get thrown out of the wedding because the groomsman think that we are crashers! Oooooo, that would be a sight, wouldn't it?



I leave you both now for the mundaneness of my life....ie. driving my daughters to school......as I love them intensely, it isn't as bad as it sounds. I shall be soon posting a pic of my current senior in high school. As I have seven daughters and one graduated last year (same age as you guys), one this, one next and one the year after, I will have had my FILL of Seniors in high school all with that annoying condition called Senioritis. Ta-ta!
 
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